Tin of Michael Jackson

Ever wondered what Michael jackson would be like sold in a supermarket? Yeah, me too. So here it is.

Ingredients
Music, Animals, Rhinestone Socks, Glove, Hat, ( Artificial Colourings - White)

Storage Instructions
Store in a cool dry place, zoo, hotel, oxygen chamber or oil rich country
KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN

Serving Suggestions
Serve with a good helping of Elizebeth Taylor or a side order of Uri Gellar. Although Michael Jackson can be a bit too rich, this can be reversed by a tin of Law Suits. Why not make one up yourself?

THIS PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN NUTS