Ballet Shoes tell their story

LONDON, ENGLAND: A week after Amy Winehouse swopped her blood stained ballet shoes for high heels- and thereby sending out a clear message to the world that she was back on top - the dumped shoes tell their shocking story.

"I stood by her" said the shoes. "And now she's dumped me for those high heels! I'm gutted." The flats then went on by complaining how they weren't even used for ballet. "I've given up my career for her. And now I've been taken off. Bitch!"

The shoes then revealed shocking insights about Amy including:

Doesn't wear socks!

'Heroin' blood were blisters!

Had fake implants inserted - yes, insoles!

When asked about possible career moves the shoes claim to be making an appearance on celebrity big brother and have been linked with, and soon to be worn by, Kevin Federline.