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WARSAW, POLAND: After wearing a Maoist slogan emblazoned bag to parts of Peru that were systematically slaughtered by the Maoist regime, Cameron Diaz made amends by opening a synagogue.

Yesterday Cameron Diaz turned up to special ceremony in Poland wearing the most kitsche, retro Nazi uniform, with mesmerising swastika motif. And to set it off, a truly fetching moustache that paid more than a passing homage to the founder of the Fatherland.

Fashion experts reported that the new look was 'fabulous' and that many of the witnesses to the opening were described as being 'open mouthed', 'aghast', 'speechless' and 'crying with emotion which was probably, but not definately, joy'.