Is J-Lo pregnant or just fat?

Friends of Celebrities
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Monday 24th September 2007
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Although she still looks fabulous J-Lo is suffering every woman’s worst nightmare but in front of millions of people. Every woman hates the idea of someone thinking they are pregnant when they aren’t. So let’s all stick together with J-Lo as the world’s media is saying she is up the duff by partner Marc Anthony and have the pictures to ‘prove it’. She is taking it all very well. But she isn’t drinking alcohol, so is she just having a little fun with the media?

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Britney to Buy Kids?
Britney is allegedly offering K-Fed a $2million pay-off for custody of their children. He is fighting for 70% of their time but Britney hopes the sweetner will change his mind and belives his only motivation is money. The payment will also buy his silence. It is claimed Britney is worried the dirt that he could dish out on her will mean he will win.

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Relationship Off:
Hayden Panettiere + Stephen Colletti
Mary-Kate Olsen + Max Snow
Johnny from Razorlight + Kirsten Dunst

Relationships On:
Johnny from Razorlight + Camilla Fayed
Ryan Giggs (Man U footballer) + Stacey Cook (Secret marriage)
Ioan Gruffud + Alice Evans (married)
Ulrika Jonsson + Brain Monet (engaged)

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Star in a Spot of Bother
Celebrities should learn that, if you are going to wear a prosthetic ‘manhood’ enhancer, it should not have metal elements. As one American TV actor found out at London Heathrow this week at the metal detector.

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Most Pointless Celebrities
Radar magazine’s Hype report reveals the most pointless people, places and things. The celebrity quota is thus:

1. Posh and Becks
2. Brad Pitt
3. Operah Winfrey’s heart
4. Keira Knightley
5. America Ferrera’s looks

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz posted every Monday. But get it early by clicking here…

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches:

1.Britney Spears
2.Tom Cruise
3.Beyonce Knowles
4. Angelina Jolie
5.Vanessa Hudgens

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Snoop Doggy Dogg
Rapper Snoop Dogg was sentenced to 160 hours community service for taking a baton into a US airport. Pared jail, Snoop was seen to be smiling after the verdict although that could be the copious amount of drugs he takes.

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Phil Spector Murder Trial Deadlocked
The Jury in the Phil Spector murder trial were dead-locked 7-5 this week. They failed to come to a conclusion after two weeks of deliberation. The Judge asked jurors, “If Phil Spector thrust a gun in her face, did Lana Clarkson reach up and slap it? Did she grab it? Was there a struggle?” Despite calls for mistrial the trial continues.

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NEXT WEEKS NEWS:
Shock story! Phil Spector not guilty says Judge with gun in his mouth. Click here for full story and archives…

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Is Lindsay Lohan about to give up acting?

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Voice of an Angel gives Birth to a Girl
Charlotte Church has given birth to a little warbler, a girl, despite being told it would be a boy. Congratulations. She can now get back to what she does best. Drinking and smoking.

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Britney Faces Court
Britney has been charged over a hit and run incident that happened last month. She crashed into a parked car, got out, looked at the small dent and then drove off. She has also been charged with driving without a valid licence. She could face 6 months in jail for each offence.

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Rumours are rife the Beckham’s are intending to come back to Britain after Posh has failed to settle in

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Royalty Waits with the Peasants
After a night in Mahiki Nightclub, fifth in line to the British throne, Princess Beatrice and her mother Fergie had to wait for their car which was running 15 minutes late. They were waiting with all the other drunks and revellers that were trying to grab taxi’s.

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Kate Moss Rips It Up

Kate Moss went out to a party and ripped her posh frock in several places. Is she falling apart with out Pete. Should he come back and keep her together? Er…no.

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Kiera Knightley Works Hard at Being ‘Regular’
Not only was she voted as one of the most pointless celebrities, I noticed that whenever Kiera is interviewed she makes it very clear she is just a regular girl. I think she is trying too hard to keep her down-to-earth credentials high and I don’t believe it for a second. One of the Friends of Celebrities should take her out for a regular night, just to check that she is doing it right. The only thing I can see that is regular about her is her acting.

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