Posh is intruded

Friends of Celebrities
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Monday 10th September 2007
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Posh Spice doesn’t seem to be having the best of luck since her move to Los Angeles. First she decided that her home was big or fancy enough, or in the most fashionable area. Then she lost two nannies because she treated them so badly, not to mention the fact that her husband is injured and id getting loads of stick for being paid millions to do nothing. And finally this week she was terrified when she could hear an intruder on her property, fumbling around in her bushes. Poor thing!

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Relationships on:
Drew Barrymore + Justin Long
Jude Law + Susan Hoeke (a.k.a Miss Berlin)
Shia LeBeouf + Rihanna

Relationship off:
Shaquill O’Neal + Shaunie O’Neal (divorce)
Heath Ledger + Michelle Williams
Johnny Borril + Kirsten Dumpst
Thierry Henry + Claire Henry (divorcing)
Thierry Henry + £15million

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Star in a spot of bother
We heard that a photographer has stitched up a famous actor. The star in question punched the pap but then gave him $1000 not to go to the police. Only for him to go straight to the police. The star can’t say anything because the bribe was illegal. And now the pap has got the cash and is soon to be paid by a tabloid for the full story.

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NEXT WEEKS NEWS:
Steve Coogan sends Owen Wilson a ‘get well soon’ package. Click here for full story and archives.

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Double Royal Wedding (Update)
No more news on this, especially as Chelsey looked furious when Prince Harry was 30 minutes late to pick her up from the airport. She is moving to England permanently to be with him. But their relationship looked rocky from the off, let alone talk of marriage.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches:

1. Britney Spears
2. Tom Cruise
3. Jessica Alba
4. Jennifer Lopez
5. Jessica Simpson

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Adoption Race
Both Madonna and Angelina Jolie are both in the market for a new accessory baby. Madonna is just waiting for the adoption agency to get back to her. Angelina has already made enquiries and jetted off to Africa to do a bit of window shopping. It’s a good thing. As long as they are doing it for the right reasons. Good job Michael Jackson isn’t following the trend. There would be an outrage!

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High School Musical Nude Picture
Butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth, squeaky clean super star Vanessa Hudgens isn’t any of those things anymore. When will famous people learn that they just have to not do the things we all enjoy (like taking nude pictures of ourselves) to protect their careers? Apparently it was taken for boyfriend and co-star Zac Efron. But the pics seem to clash with Disney’s plans for the starlet.

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Prepare to be poked!
I haven’t a clue how Facebook works. I’m fumbling around with it as we speak. I’ll be poking soon.

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Winehouse’s Dad wants to control purse strings
Mitch Winehouse, Amy strong father doesn’t want her spunking all her millions on heroin. Nor does he want her no good, bad-influence husband getting any of his filthy hands on it. The solution? He wants control of it. Don’t we all? I think the Friends of Celebrities should have control of it. We’ll spend it wisely, won’t we?

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Lily Allen Parking Shock
Er… Lily Allen parked her car in a neighbours spot. For two weeks! The neighbour was visibly annoyed as she shouted at Lily outside her home this week. Oo-er!

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