Shock Diet!

CALIFORNIA, UNITED STATES: After eating nothing but grapefruit and fish for over a year. Victoria Beckham’s ever decreasing waste-line completely disappeared earlier today.

On-lookers were shocked as one minute she was sucking on a grapefruit peel Frappaccino (decaf) and the next minute she had disappeared into thin air.

“And boy was that air thin” said one witness to the dieting Houdini. “It was as if the space around was also on a diet.”

Now police have only the two silicon breast implants left of the former Spice Girl, which will be released back to her family later this evening.