Super Good Week

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 1st October 2007
http://www.friendsofcelebrities.com

At Friends of Celebrities, if celebrities are happy, we’re happy. And even with lots going on, this week has been really positive and upbeat (compared to usual). Plus, I’m away for the weekend, so I’m making this weeks newsletter quick and simple (unlike Britney’s custody battle)

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Paris Back at Work
Who knows what this girl’s ‘job’ is. Hotelier? Anyway, this week she is an actress. Which is better than driving cars around town while drunk and disqualified. Filming for her new film started this week called ‘Repro! The Genetic Opera.’ Sounds like a horror and/or shocker. Anyway, good luck Paris! We’re happy you’re back on track.

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Relationships On:
Pamela Anderson + Rick Saloman
Jamelia + Darren Byfield (on again!)
Kevin Federline + Nicole Narain
Vanessa Hudgens + Zac Efron
Heath Ledger + Helena Christensen

Relationship Off:

Friends of Celebrities are pleased to announce there were no relationships break ups of any note. Happy days.

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Star in a Spot of Bother
It’s no secret that many Celebrities do not rely on their intellectual capabilities. (They are thick.) But one buxom Hollywood starlet was asking a woman in the internet café how to email her engagement ring to her New York jeweller. Ah, bless.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches(Good to see some new names)

1. Paris Hilton
2. Kate Middleton
3. Halle Berry
4.Britney Spears
5.Serena Williams

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Wedding Bells for Kate Moss. Joy!
Kate Moss is gushing about her new man, Jamie Hince. She’s told all her friends that they are madly in love and, although not going to rush into marriage, they are very much rushing into engagement. Friends of Celebrities, get looking for new hats! We so happy she is happy

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Phil Spector Set Free
Although not technically innocent, Phil Spector has been set free. It is great to see the American Justice System in full swing, and that a gun obsessed man can cannot be proved guilty and walk the streets free. Good to see you out, Phil!

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NEXT WEEKS NEWS:
Shock story! Amy Winehouse’s dumped ballet shoes tells it’s side of the story Click here for full story and archives…

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Kerry Karona’s Rollercoaster Week Ends on a High
It was touch and go but what could have been a tragic week for Kerry ended on good news. She heard she was pregnant and then was told by doctors she had lost the baby after being admitted to hospital bleeding heavily. However, secondary test to check if SHE was ok found out that she still had the baby. We are so pleased for her!

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Britney’s Weekly Crime
Good news, Britney’s seemingly weekly crime was not a serious one, un-provable and not resulted in any arrest or charges. She was spotted getting into the back of a car, apparently holding a glass with an alcoholic cocktail. This is illegal in the state of Califonia. But nice one Brit for getting away with it, you’re luck could be changing!

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One sad thing: We are thinking of Posh and Becks and his ill father.

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Knock on the Head gives us George Michael
I wouldn’t wish a knock on the head on anyway. However, George Michael has told newspapers that he was a real geek Greek in child hood until a serious knock on the brain caused a personality change. He went from collecting bugs to getting the music bug. Phew!

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Reports from Rehab
We keep hearing that Lindsay Lohan is doing really well in Rehab. There was talk that she could be released. However, her family have expressed the wish that she should stay longer and not rush coming back to the outside world. We agree. Take it slow nad get well soon.

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Amy Winehouse High
And finally, Amy was being snapped wearing high heels and out of nowhere all the blogs and papers were claiming that this was a string sign of her comeback. Well I don’t see how swapping the blood soaked ballet shoes for high heels makes you any less of a heroin using skag head. But as it’s been such a positive week. CONGRATULATIONS AMY, KEEP IT UP!

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