Wellies

Funky is not a word you should be aspiring to when it comes to fashion. It's like trendy. You want to be it, but if thats the only word to describe your clothing, then it isn't!

Funky Wellies are shit. No one should wear them. Maybe at glastonbury, when it's all ironic, as a joke, but not on the high street. So why do celebrities do it? You don't need to wear wellies on the Kings Road, just like you don't need a 4x4. And putting lovely flowery patterns on them does not show that you are a care-free and happy, out going rock chick. It shows you are colour-blind. You have been warned.

And ones with high heels?! Please somebody shoot me!