Winehouse admits hair is addicted to heroin: not her.

HOOK, ENGLAND: According an official statement today, Amy Winehouse admitted that it was her hair, and not herself, that was addicted to heroin and ecstasy induced booze benders. In a heartfelt interview she broke down when talking about her wildly out of control hair, which had led a bad example to her, the people around her and anybody with hair.

The news forced many commentators to admit the warning signs were there, such as hair on a tilt and 3 foot high hair! "Drugs is the only excuse for a hair style like that" said one expert. "The good news is, that admiting your hair is helplessly out of control like this and that you have a problem, is the first step of recovery."

Pictured earlier with ex-heroin addicted hair Russell Brand, she vowed to keep her hair on the straight and narrow in the future: by buying straightening tongs.