Another Bad Week for Britney
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Monday 22th October 2007
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I’ve been asked to give Britney a break in these newsletters. And I do try. But I have to report the news as it happens. And it’s been another shocker for Ms Spears…
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Britney’s Bad Week Breakdown
Britney’s week started pretty bad. She failed to turn up for a random drugs test after apparently bad mobile reception in the Hollywood Hills. (I’m surprised any business at all gets done there if the phone reception is that poor.) As punishment she lost the overnight custody of her kids she won only last week. She then ran over a paparazzi while leaving a car park, covering up her freshly collagen-filled lips. She then stood up her parent coach. The consequences of which I’m sure I’ll be writing about next week. Worse still, it seems K-Fed is desperate to get Britney back. Er….why?
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Relationships On:
Sienna Miller + Rhys Ifans (it’s official!)
Jessica Simpson + Lance Armstrong
Jamelia + Darren Byfield (engaged!)
Uma Thurman + Arpad Busson (engaged!)
Sarah Harding + Tom Crane (engaged!)
Delta Goodrum + Brian McFadden (engagement plans?)
Liam Gallagher + Nicole Appleton (engagement plans?)
Owen Wilson + Carolina Cerisola
Relationship Off:
Ryan Phillippe + Reese Witherspoon (divorced!)
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David Copperfield Rape
The illusionist has allegedly been accused of rape by a woman he met while on holiday. Police then raided a warehouse of the illusionist finding £1million in cash. The guy is a fraud who uses camera trickery and wires. A con-man in every sense of the word.
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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches
1. Jessica Alba
2. Paris Hilton
3. Kylie Minogue
4. Halle Berry
5. Britney Spears
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Posh Crying Over Beck’s Partying
Friends have reported that while VB was having her photo taken in France her hubby was out on the tiles with angry chef Gordon Ramsey. When she couldn’t get hold of him on the phone she ended up in tears. The word is that while she trusts David (yeah right) it’s just the other woman she worries about. A two month long throat infection is also threatening her rehearsing for the Spice Girls reunion.
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Michael Douglas’ son is on trial for possession of liquid cocaine.
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Rihanna’s Tip for Britney and Lohan
Rihanna could be one of the Friends of Celebrities with her down to earth advice for her fellow stars. She said this week about Brits and Lazy, “They have to make the change for themselves and I don’t know if they want it bad enough.”
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Colin Farrell’s Son Ill
The actor’s one year old son has a rare genetic illness. But Colin is upbeat, saying that it’s no sob story and he is proud of his son and that they will get through this. Good luck to them both from Friends of Celebrities.
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Shock story! Posh is replaced Click here for full story and archives…
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Royal: Off With Her Nose
Member of the British Royal Family and ‘it’ girl Tara Palmer-Tompkinson admitted this week that if she were to take cocaine again her nose will fall off. The damage occurred after years of previous cocaine abuse.
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Doherty Back In Business
The hellraiser junkie is apparently feeling good after kicking the drugs. He also announced this week is talking to his estranged father after 3 years. It was a turning point in his rehabilitation and is confident of beating drugs for good. “It has been emotional” he said.
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Paedo actor Chris Langham refused early release. Thank God.
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Liam Gallagher Flaunts Smoking Ban
Attention greedy Oasis front-man Liam was warned twice to not smoke in his local pub during the football. Meaning he left in a huff. Doesn’t he know he could be fined £1000? Naughty, naughty.
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Macca is Cool
Although I give Macca a hard time for always forcing his man-of-the-people credentials – it really worked this week. After a party the rather worse for the drink Beatle walked home passed a club where paps were waiting for Kate Moss. He asked them what was going on and protested by saying, “Well why the f**k wasn’t I invited?” But instead of gate-crashing he just kept walking before getting lost and asking photographers the way home. Now there’s a celeb that doesn’t need Friends of Celebrities. Everyone else though, get in touch!!
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John
Founder of Friends of Celebrities
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