Comebacks and Meltdowns

Friends of Celebrities
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Monday 8th October 2007
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The Spice Girls ride high with their comeback plans showing that 10 years on girl power is well and truly alive. However, on the other side of the pond Britney shows how it shouldn’t be done. We hope it turns out good for all them.

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Spice Girls make the Headlines
The Spice Girls announced this week that their new single with be called ‘Headlines’. And has been written by all the girls and their original song writers. However, their album release has been changed to 12th November so it won’t clash with ‘straight in at number one every time’ Westlife’s new offering. Tickets for their London tour sold out in 39 seconds. I’ve got my tickets though. Yes!

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Relationships On:
Prince William + Kate Middleton
Billie Piper + Laurence Fox (engaged)
Paris Hilton + Pizza Delivery Boy Alex Vaggo
Jasmine Lennard + Tom Crane
Uma Thurman + Multi-Millionaire Arpad Busson

Relationship Off:
Friends of Celebrities are pleased to announce there were no relationships break ups of any note. Again. If we missed something, please email us.

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Pete Doherty Engaged?
While Kate Moss is grabbing the headlines for her new romance, Pete is grabbing them for his stint in Rehab. He also could be hauled into the cop-shop for questioning over a party where a man fell out of a window. Although, he also was let off drug offences this week as the judge was giving him another chance to ditch the drugs and hence avoiding jail. But the big news is that he got engaged to girlfriends Irina Lazereanu, a model for Kate Moss’s Top Shop range.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches(Good to see some new names)

1. Paris Hilton
2.Neve Campbell
3.Kate Middleton
4.Britney Spears
5.Halle Berry

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Take That, Take That
The boys have done well this year with their comeback but they were brought down to earth this week when Michelle Pfeiffer was asked what she thought of the foursome that sang on the soundtrack of her new film Stardust. To which she replied, “Who are Take That?”

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Sooty Dumped
TV Puppets and personal childhood favourite of mine Sooty, Sweep and Soo are to be sold by the company that owns the rights to them after making a £1.4million loss.

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Britney’s Week
MON – Ran out of petrol on midnight shopping spree.
TUES – Loses custody of kids and goes tanning.
WED – Sex video announced.
THURS – Rumours she is off to rehab.
FRI – Not going to rehab but breaks down emotionally in car.
SAT – Misses her first visitation with kids. Could lose custody of her dogs.

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NEXT WEEKS NEWS:
Shock story! Bankrupt Sooty Drugs and Booze Breakdown. Click here for full story and archives…

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Dad gets the Beckham Treatment
As Ted Beckham recovers from his heart attack Posh and Becks make his recovery easier by providing him with a cook, maid and chauffer. Ted, who famously takes no money from his soccer star son and held down two jobs before his illness, is also under pressure from David to move to L.A. to be looked after.

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Pavarotti will split
Luciana has only been in the ground a month and his family are bickering over his millions. His second wife was given half his fortune in his official will. But his five children have a scrap of paper that’s says the doe should be split six ways. Happy families.

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Wacko Jacko to perform on X-factor UK.

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Lily Allen’s Dodgy Week
Is Lily off the rails? She cancelled a gig due to illness and then had a less than storming performance which she blamed after not singing for a while. She also asked the audience what day it was. I’m sure she won’t let us down though.

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Kelly Osbourne Un-missable Pun Opportunity
Kelly Osbourne took the theatrical term ‘break a leg’ a little bit too literally during a performance of Chicago. Co-star Annette McCouglin didn’t ‘tread the boards’ so much as stand on Kelly’s foot. The true professional carried on with the show, and when she finished and burst into tears, the cast burst into laughter as they thought the notorious practical joker was pulling their leg. She is in another cast, now - a plaster cast. Get well soon, Kelly.

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