Heather Mills' fantasy life goes on

LONDON, ENGLAND: As Paul McCartney seeks a swift break from wierdo wife Heather Mills, Ms Mills had different ideas. Despite being offered a settlement worth £70 million overall she turned it down.

"I deserve more." She said in court. "I started the Beatles." Shocked onlookers then stared in disbelief as Ms Mills talked on and on about how she started the worlds greatest group and everything you've ever seen or read about Paul McCartney is a lie. Even claiming some Elvis records were hers, showing that her mendacity has no bounds and she ndoesn't even know her own husbands songs.

"I wrote 'Yesterday'. It is about my sad marriage to Paul and how all my troubles were far away until I wed that monster. Now it seems as if my troubles are here to stay. Unless I get more cash!" She even claimed that she wrote Harrison song 'Old Brown Shoe' because 'that was what Paul used to beat me with.' Andfinished with the sentence. "I am the McCartney in Lennon/McCartney."

When solicitors mention that Ms Mills was not born when The Beatles were formed she responded by saying, "Please don't stop me talking about myself and my imaginary married life. It's all I have to fill the time in my pathetic and deluded exsistence."