Posh is Fired from Spice Girls

LONDON, ENGLAND: After a two month throat infection meant Posh Spice could miss out on the Spice Girls reunion, the rest of the girls have found a replacement - a rubber doll. The rubber doll was first used as a decoy for the star during her ultra fake 'fly-on-the-wall' documentary. But the plan has backfired as the other girls have hired her as Posh's replacement.

"She is better looking, more intelligent, knows her moves and is just an all-round better performer," said Baby Spice. "Good ridence." And David Beckham was reported to have asked if the dummy is Posh's replacement, if it can move in with him aswell.