Sooty turns to drugs

LONDON, ENGLAND: Fifty year old television Teddy Bear has been revealed as a alcohol and heroin abuser, reports claimed today. The kids favourite and hell raiser friends Sweep were caught with the drugs after being asked to leave Prince Williams favourite nightspot Boujis.

Friends told reporters that the star had 'hit rock teddy bear bottom' after acrimonious split from previous owner Matthew Corbett and relationship breakdown with Panda Bear Soo.