Sunday, October 14, 2007

Who is going to jail?


Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 15th October 2007

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There’s been a lot of celebs sent off to the slammer this week. And none of them are Britney Spears! Read all about them here in our quick weekly newsletter.

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Kiefer Sutherland Off to Jail
Poor Kiefer has been sentenced to 48 days in jail after pleading guilty to D.U.I. It was the third time the star had been caught sozzled behind the wheel. So, it was off to jail. He apologised to his family and the team behind the hit programme 24. His term inside will hit the virtually non-stop filming of the show pretty hard.

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Relationships On:
Pixie Geldof + Martis Roberts
Sienna Miller + Rhys Ifans (engaged)
Jennifer Aniston + Orlando Bloom (?)
James Blunt + Paris Hilton + Kate Bosworth

Relationship Off:
Kate Hudson + Dax Shephard
Kate Moss + Jamie Hince

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David Hasselhoff Falls Off The Wagon
Troubled star The Hoff admitted himself to rehab after a heavy drinking binge. The tee-totaller has battled with his addiction for years. The phrase that PR people often dole out on these kind of occasions was used, “he immediately recognised the importance of addressing it with the assistance of doctors.” Get well soon The Hoff and give us a call.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Kate Middleton
2. Paris Hilton
3. Jessica Alba
4. Britney Spears
5. Angelina Jolie

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Another 10 years of Madonna
Madonna has signed a massive 3 album, 10 year music deal for an estimated £60million cash and shares deal. It’s a huge blow for her current label Warner Brothers and good news for just about everyone else. Aged 49 now it means Madge will be in Vogue into her 60’s. Yes!

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McCartney Divorce Goes Wrong
Not content with ruining their marriage Heather Mills has wrecked their divorce as well. She was offered £70million but refused because of the gagging order banning her from talking about the marriage, which would be part of the settlement. Apparently she will accept less, as long as she can still talk openly about her marriage. Why? Sounds like another lie to me.

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Wills and Kate to Wed?
Not a week goes by when this rumour flying around. But an official visit to Royal Scottish home Balmoral, by the couple is setting tongues wagging again. It’s rare for such an official visit to occur if they are not engaged. But then is the Royal Family just keeping up with modern times?

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NEXT WEEKS NEWS:

Shock story! Heather Mills McCartney believes she started the Beatles. Click here for full story and archives…

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Lost Star Gets 6 Months
Lost star Michelle Rodrigues carries her bad girl character into the real world. She failed to carry out the community service she was served, along with her 2 day jail term, last year for a hit and run. So, found guilty she now must go to jail for 6 months starting sometime before December 18th.

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Doctors Suspended for accessing files
Seems naughty doctors were accessing George Clooney’s confidential medical records, and selling them to the press, while he was in hospital after a motorcycle accident. I thought doctors were supposed to be intelligent. Fractured Rib? What a scoop!

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Bionic Woman
Ex British soap star Michelle Ryan is wowing American audiences as the Bionic Woman, making the program the highest viewed new serial of all the time. Is she the new Dame Judi Dench? Stay grounded girl. If you need us, we’re always here for you.

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Britney Spears Wins Court Battle
That’s right. Britney’s luck could be changing for the better. She was allowed, as a special exception, to wear her sunglasses in court. The Judge let her wear the celebrity-must-have-indoor accessory because of an undisclosed eye condition. It’s a small victory. But Britney could do with it. She also can have custody of her kids for one night a week. Lets hope her condition means she can still keep an eye on them.

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