Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

Elton John. Check out previous weeks quizzes right here, right now.

Yaaaawn

Pete Dog-herty has left his fiancee. Why? He wants Kate back, that's why. Get over it, Pete.

Los Angeles on Fire

Unfortunately, this is a diagram from an American science textbook. As you can see the fuel in most fires is indeed celebrity housing. We hope the fires get under control soon.

Usually, when there is a disaster the celebs organise a big TV fundraiser. Does that mean, now it's they who are in trouble, us normal folk have to pass the tin around and raise cash? Homeless Celebrities are no good to us at all. Mother Nature, give these guys a break. And that goes for you arsonists too.

Give Dog-herty a break

The poor guy has just weened himself off Heroin and Crack and all the papers and magazines are laughing and complaining that he is fat!! Well, what do you expect? When he was strung out on Horse, 'eating' probably wasn't the first thing on his out of control mind. It's called looking after yourself. Don't listen to them Pete, go up to buffet and help yourself to thirds.

Kid Ruck - Round 2

Fresh from his victory punch up with Tommy Lee at the MTV awards. Kid Rock was in the mood for some argy bargy yesterday at Waffle House. After a waffle customer recognised one of the girls with Rock, words were exchanged before talks collapsed into fisty-cuffs.

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

Bit of a trick one this week, as it's our first ever dead screwed up celebrity - Marilyn Monroe. Did you get it? Click here for more Screwed Up Celebrity Quizzes. More next week.

Winehouse arrested for possesssion

The singer has a bit more to declare than her genius while preparing for a gig in Sweden. Cops came to her hotel to find 7 grams of weed! She was promptly marched off to the station where she paid a small fine and then came back straight away to do the gig. Witnesses said she was very relaxed about it all. Well, I wonder why that was?

Angelina off to Rehab?

There are whispers that Angelina has told Brad she wants to go to rehab. No, not for her addiction to adopting kids. Seems her recent weight loss is due to the stress of losing her mother. Exactly what she needs rehabilitation from, we're not sure. I'm guessing depression or even possibley an eating disorder. Get well soon.

Lohan is back - and on form

Good news. The child-star hellraiser is out of Rehab and back in business. It's good to hear that the trip seems to have been a successful one. We hope that she stays off the drugs and stays healthy. But fans won't be dissappointed that she hasn't lost any of her personality. She's already grabbing the headlines with her new rocker boyfriend, who she met in Rehab, is also an-ex druggie and it seems she has stolen him from his fiancee. Ooops!

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Who is it this week? It's a bit of a trick one. Good luck!!!