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Another Bad Week for Britney

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 22th October 2007
http://www.friendsofcelebrities.com

I’ve been asked to give Britney a break in these newsletters. And I do try. But I have to report the news as it happens. And it’s been another shocker for Ms Spears…

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Britney’s Bad Week Breakdown
Britney’s week started pretty bad. She failed to turn up for a random drugs test after apparently bad mobile reception in the Hollywood Hills. (I’m surprised any business at all gets done there if the phone reception is that poor.) As punishment she lost the overnight custody of her kids she won only last week. She then ran over a paparazzi while leaving a car park, covering up her freshly collagen-filled lips. She then stood up her parent coach. The consequences of which I’m sure I’ll be writing about next week. Worse still, it seems K-Fed is desperate to get Britney back. Er….why?

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Relationships On:
Sienna Miller + Rhys Ifans (it’s official!)
Jessica Simpson + Lance Armstrong
Jamelia + Darren Byfield (engaged!)
Uma Thurman + Arpad Busson (engaged!)
Sarah Harding + Tom Crane (engaged!)
Delta Goodrum + Brian McFadden (engagement plans?)
Liam Gallagher + Nicole Appleton (engagement plans?)
Owen Wilson + Carolina Cerisola

Relationship Off:
Ryan Phillippe + Reese Witherspoon (divorced!)

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David Copperfield Rape
The illusionist has allegedly been accused of rape by a woman he met while on holiday. Police then raided a warehouse of the illusionist finding £1million in cash. The guy is a fraud who uses camera trickery and wires. A con-man in every sense of the word.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Jessica Alba
2. Paris Hilton
3. Kylie Minogue
4. Halle Berry
5. Britney Spears

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Posh Crying Over Beck’s Partying
Friends have reported that while VB was having her photo taken in France her hubby was out on the tiles with angry chef Gordon Ramsey. When she couldn’t get hold of him on the phone she ended up in tears. The word is that while she trusts David (yeah right) it’s just the other woman she worries about. A two month long throat infection is also threatening her rehearsing for the Spice Girls reunion.

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Michael Douglas’ son is on trial for possession of liquid cocaine.

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Rihanna’s Tip for Britney and Lohan
Rihanna could be one of the Friends of Celebrities with her down to earth advice for her fellow stars. She said this week about Brits and Lazy, “They have to make the change for themselves and I don’t know if they want it bad enough.”

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Colin Farrell’s Son Ill
The actor’s one year old son has a rare genetic illness. But Colin is upbeat, saying that it’s no sob story and he is proud of his son and that they will get through this. Good luck to them both from Friends of Celebrities.

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NEXT WEEKS NEWS:
Shock story! Posh is replaced Click here for full story and archives…

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Royal: Off With Her Nose
Member of the British Royal Family and ‘it’ girl Tara Palmer-Tompkinson admitted this week that if she were to take cocaine again her nose will fall off. The damage occurred after years of previous cocaine abuse.

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Doherty Back In Business
The hellraiser junkie is apparently feeling good after kicking the drugs. He also announced this week is talking to his estranged father after 3 years. It was a turning point in his rehabilitation and is confident of beating drugs for good. “It has been emotional” he said.

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Paedo actor Chris Langham refused early release. Thank God.

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Liam Gallagher Flaunts Smoking Ban
Attention greedy Oasis front-man Liam was warned twice to not smoke in his local pub during the football. Meaning he left in a huff. Doesn’t he know he could be fined £1000? Naughty, naughty.

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Macca is Cool
Although I give Macca a hard time for always forcing his man-of-the-people credentials – it really worked this week. After a party the rather worse for the drink Beatle walked home passed a club where paps were waiting for Kate Moss. He asked them what was going on and protested by saying, “Well why the f**k wasn’t I invited?” But instead of gate-crashing he just kept walking before getting lost and asking photographers the way home. Now there’s a celeb that doesn’t need Friends of Celebrities. Everyone else though, get in touch!!

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Who is going to jail?

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 15th October 2007
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There’s been a lot of celebs sent off to the slammer this week. And none of them are Britney Spears! Read all about them here in our quick weekly newsletter.

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Kiefer Sutherland Off to Jail
Poor Kiefer has been sentenced to 48 days in jail after pleading guilty to D.U.I. It was the third time the star had been caught sozzled behind the wheel. So, it was off to jail. He apologised to his family and the team behind the hit programme 24. His term inside will hit the virtually non-stop filming of the show pretty hard.

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Relationships On:
Pixie Geldof + Martis Roberts
Sienna Miller + Rhys Ifans (engaged)
Jennifer Aniston + Orlando Bloom (?)
James Blunt + Paris Hilton + Kate Bosworth

Relationship Off:
Kate Hudson + Dax Shephard
Kate Moss + Jamie Hince

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David Hasselhoff Falls Off The Wagon
Troubled star The Hoff admitted himself to rehab after a heavy drinking binge. The tee-totaller has battled with his addiction for years. The phrase that PR people often dole out on these kind of occasions was used, “he immediately recognised the importance of addressing it with the assistance of doctors.” Get well soon The Hoff and give us a call.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Kate Middleton
2. Paris Hilton
3. Jessica Alba
4. Britney Spears
5. Angelina Jolie

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Another 10 years of Madonna
Madonna has signed a massive 3 album, 10 year music deal for an estimated £60million cash and shares deal. It’s a huge blow for her current label Warner Brothers and good news for just about everyone else. Aged 49 now it means Madge will be in Vogue into her 60’s. Yes!

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McCartney Divorce Goes Wrong
Not content with ruining their marriage Heather Mills has wrecked their divorce as well. She was offered £70million but refused because of the gagging order banning her from talking about the marriage, which would be part of the settlement. Apparently she will accept less, as long as she can still talk openly about her marriage. Why? Sounds like another lie to me.

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Wills and Kate to Wed?
Not a week goes by when this rumour flying around. But an official visit to Royal Scottish home Balmoral, by the couple is setting tongues wagging again. It’s rare for such an official visit to occur if they are not engaged. But then is the Royal Family just keeping up with modern times?

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NEXT WEEKS NEWS:

Shock story! Heather Mills McCartney believes she started the Beatles. Click here for full story and archives…

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Lost Star Gets 6 Months
Lost star Michelle Rodrigues carries her bad girl character into the real world. She failed to carry out the community service she was served, along with her 2 day jail term, last year for a hit and run. So, found guilty she now must go to jail for 6 months starting sometime before December 18th.

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Doctors Suspended for accessing files
Seems naughty doctors were accessing George Clooney’s confidential medical records, and selling them to the press, while he was in hospital after a motorcycle accident. I thought doctors were supposed to be intelligent. Fractured Rib? What a scoop!

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Bionic Woman
Ex British soap star Michelle Ryan is wowing American audiences as the Bionic Woman, making the program the highest viewed new serial of all the time. Is she the new Dame Judi Dench? Stay grounded girl. If you need us, we’re always here for you.

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Britney Spears Wins Court Battle
That’s right. Britney’s luck could be changing for the better. She was allowed, as a special exception, to wear her sunglasses in court. The Judge let her wear the celebrity-must-have-indoor accessory because of an undisclosed eye condition. It’s a small victory. But Britney could do with it. She also can have custody of her kids for one night a week. Lets hope her condition means she can still keep an eye on them.

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Comebacks and Meltdowns

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 8th October 2007
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The Spice Girls ride high with their comeback plans showing that 10 years on girl power is well and truly alive. However, on the other side of the pond Britney shows how it shouldn’t be done. We hope it turns out good for all them.

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Spice Girls make the Headlines
The Spice Girls announced this week that their new single with be called ‘Headlines’. And has been written by all the girls and their original song writers. However, their album release has been changed to 12th November so it won’t clash with ‘straight in at number one every time’ Westlife’s new offering. Tickets for their London tour sold out in 39 seconds. I’ve got my tickets though. Yes!

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Relationships On:
Prince William + Kate Middleton
Billie Piper + Laurence Fox (engaged)
Paris Hilton + Pizza Delivery Boy Alex Vaggo
Jasmine Lennard + Tom Crane
Uma Thurman + Multi-Millionaire Arpad Busson

Relationship Off:
Friends of Celebrities are pleased to announce there were no relationships break ups of any note. Again. If we missed something, please email us.

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Pete Doherty Engaged?
While Kate Moss is grabbing the headlines for her new romance, Pete is grabbing them for his stint in Rehab. He also could be hauled into the cop-shop for questioning over a party where a man fell out of a window. Although, he also was let off drug offences this week as the judge was giving him another chance to ditch the drugs and hence avoiding jail. But the big news is that he got engaged to girlfriends Irina Lazereanu, a model for Kate Moss’s Top Shop range.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches(Good to see some new names)

1. Paris Hilton
2.Neve Campbell
3.Kate Middleton
4.Britney Spears
5.Halle Berry

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Take That, Take That
The boys have done well this year with their comeback but they were brought down to earth this week when Michelle Pfeiffer was asked what she thought of the foursome that sang on the soundtrack of her new film Stardust. To which she replied, “Who are Take That?”

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Sooty Dumped
TV Puppets and personal childhood favourite of mine Sooty, Sweep and Soo are to be sold by the company that owns the rights to them after making a £1.4million loss.

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Britney’s Week
MON – Ran out of petrol on midnight shopping spree.
TUES – Loses custody of kids and goes tanning.
WED – Sex video announced.
THURS – Rumours she is off to rehab.
FRI – Not going to rehab but breaks down emotionally in car.
SAT – Misses her first visitation with kids. Could lose custody of her dogs.

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NEXT WEEKS NEWS:
Shock story! Bankrupt Sooty Drugs and Booze Breakdown. Click here for full story and archives…

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Dad gets the Beckham Treatment
As Ted Beckham recovers from his heart attack Posh and Becks make his recovery easier by providing him with a cook, maid and chauffer. Ted, who famously takes no money from his soccer star son and held down two jobs before his illness, is also under pressure from David to move to L.A. to be looked after.

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Pavarotti will split
Luciana has only been in the ground a month and his family are bickering over his millions. His second wife was given half his fortune in his official will. But his five children have a scrap of paper that’s says the doe should be split six ways. Happy families.

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Wacko Jacko to perform on X-factor UK.

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Lily Allen’s Dodgy Week
Is Lily off the rails? She cancelled a gig due to illness and then had a less than storming performance which she blamed after not singing for a while. She also asked the audience what day it was. I’m sure she won’t let us down though.

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Kelly Osbourne Un-missable Pun Opportunity
Kelly Osbourne took the theatrical term ‘break a leg’ a little bit too literally during a performance of Chicago. Co-star Annette McCouglin didn’t ‘tread the boards’ so much as stand on Kelly’s foot. The true professional carried on with the show, and when she finished and burst into tears, the cast burst into laughter as they thought the notorious practical joker was pulling their leg. She is in another cast, now - a plaster cast. Get well soon, Kelly.

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Super Good Week

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 1st October 2007
http://www.friendsofcelebrities.com

At Friends of Celebrities, if celebrities are happy, we’re happy. And even with lots going on, this week has been really positive and upbeat (compared to usual). Plus, I’m away for the weekend, so I’m making this weeks newsletter quick and simple (unlike Britney’s custody battle)

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Paris Back at Work
Who knows what this girl’s ‘job’ is. Hotelier? Anyway, this week she is an actress. Which is better than driving cars around town while drunk and disqualified. Filming for her new film started this week called ‘Repro! The Genetic Opera.’ Sounds like a horror and/or shocker. Anyway, good luck Paris! We’re happy you’re back on track.

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Relationships On:
Pamela Anderson + Rick Saloman
Jamelia + Darren Byfield (on again!)
Kevin Federline + Nicole Narain
Vanessa Hudgens + Zac Efron
Heath Ledger + Helena Christensen

Relationship Off:

Friends of Celebrities are pleased to announce there were no relationships break ups of any note. Happy days.

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Star in a Spot of Bother
It’s no secret that many Celebrities do not rely on their intellectual capabilities. (They are thick.) But one buxom Hollywood starlet was asking a woman in the internet café how to email her engagement ring to her New York jeweller. Ah, bless.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches(Good to see some new names)

1. Paris Hilton
2. Kate Middleton
3. Halle Berry
4.Britney Spears
5.Serena Williams

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Wedding Bells for Kate Moss. Joy!
Kate Moss is gushing about her new man, Jamie Hince. She’s told all her friends that they are madly in love and, although not going to rush into marriage, they are very much rushing into engagement. Friends of Celebrities, get looking for new hats! We so happy she is happy

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Phil Spector Set Free
Although not technically innocent, Phil Spector has been set free. It is great to see the American Justice System in full swing, and that a gun obsessed man can cannot be proved guilty and walk the streets free. Good to see you out, Phil!

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NEXT WEEKS NEWS:
Shock story! Amy Winehouse’s dumped ballet shoes tells it’s side of the story Click here for full story and archives…

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Kerry Karona’s Rollercoaster Week Ends on a High
It was touch and go but what could have been a tragic week for Kerry ended on good news. She heard she was pregnant and then was told by doctors she had lost the baby after being admitted to hospital bleeding heavily. However, secondary test to check if SHE was ok found out that she still had the baby. We are so pleased for her!

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Britney’s Weekly Crime
Good news, Britney’s seemingly weekly crime was not a serious one, un-provable and not resulted in any arrest or charges. She was spotted getting into the back of a car, apparently holding a glass with an alcoholic cocktail. This is illegal in the state of Califonia. But nice one Brit for getting away with it, you’re luck could be changing!

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One sad thing: We are thinking of Posh and Becks and his ill father.

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Knock on the Head gives us George Michael
I wouldn’t wish a knock on the head on anyway. However, George Michael has told newspapers that he was a real geek Greek in child hood until a serious knock on the brain caused a personality change. He went from collecting bugs to getting the music bug. Phew!

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Reports from Rehab
We keep hearing that Lindsay Lohan is doing really well in Rehab. There was talk that she could be released. However, her family have expressed the wish that she should stay longer and not rush coming back to the outside world. We agree. Take it slow nad get well soon.

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Amy Winehouse High
And finally, Amy was being snapped wearing high heels and out of nowhere all the blogs and papers were claiming that this was a string sign of her comeback. Well I don’t see how swapping the blood soaked ballet shoes for high heels makes you any less of a heroin using skag head. But as it’s been such a positive week. CONGRATULATIONS AMY, KEEP IT UP!

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Is J-Lo pregnant or just fat?

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 24th September 2007
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Although she still looks fabulous J-Lo is suffering every woman’s worst nightmare but in front of millions of people. Every woman hates the idea of someone thinking they are pregnant when they aren’t. So let’s all stick together with J-Lo as the world’s media is saying she is up the duff by partner Marc Anthony and have the pictures to ‘prove it’. She is taking it all very well. But she isn’t drinking alcohol, so is she just having a little fun with the media?

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Britney to Buy Kids?
Britney is allegedly offering K-Fed a $2million pay-off for custody of their children. He is fighting for 70% of their time but Britney hopes the sweetner will change his mind and belives his only motivation is money. The payment will also buy his silence. It is claimed Britney is worried the dirt that he could dish out on her will mean he will win.

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Relationship Off:
Hayden Panettiere + Stephen Colletti
Mary-Kate Olsen + Max Snow
Johnny from Razorlight + Kirsten Dunst

Relationships On:
Johnny from Razorlight + Camilla Fayed
Ryan Giggs (Man U footballer) + Stacey Cook (Secret marriage)
Ioan Gruffud + Alice Evans (married)
Ulrika Jonsson + Brain Monet (engaged)

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Star in a Spot of Bother
Celebrities should learn that, if you are going to wear a prosthetic ‘manhood’ enhancer, it should not have metal elements. As one American TV actor found out at London Heathrow this week at the metal detector.

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Most Pointless Celebrities
Radar magazine’s Hype report reveals the most pointless people, places and things. The celebrity quota is thus:

1. Posh and Becks
2. Brad Pitt
3. Operah Winfrey’s heart
4. Keira Knightley
5. America Ferrera’s looks

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches:

1.Britney Spears
2.Tom Cruise
3.Beyonce Knowles
4. Angelina Jolie
5.Vanessa Hudgens

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Snoop Doggy Dogg
Rapper Snoop Dogg was sentenced to 160 hours community service for taking a baton into a US airport. Pared jail, Snoop was seen to be smiling after the verdict although that could be the copious amount of drugs he takes.

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Phil Spector Murder Trial Deadlocked
The Jury in the Phil Spector murder trial were dead-locked 7-5 this week. They failed to come to a conclusion after two weeks of deliberation. The Judge asked jurors, “If Phil Spector thrust a gun in her face, did Lana Clarkson reach up and slap it? Did she grab it? Was there a struggle?” Despite calls for mistrial the trial continues.

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NEXT WEEKS NEWS:
Shock story! Phil Spector not guilty says Judge with gun in his mouth. Click here for full story and archives…

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Is Lindsay Lohan about to give up acting?

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Voice of an Angel gives Birth to a Girl
Charlotte Church has given birth to a little warbler, a girl, despite being told it would be a boy. Congratulations. She can now get back to what she does best. Drinking and smoking.

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Britney Faces Court
Britney has been charged over a hit and run incident that happened last month. She crashed into a parked car, got out, looked at the small dent and then drove off. She has also been charged with driving without a valid licence. She could face 6 months in jail for each offence.

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Rumours are rife the Beckham’s are intending to come back to Britain after Posh has failed to settle in

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Royalty Waits with the Peasants
After a night in Mahiki Nightclub, fifth in line to the British throne, Princess Beatrice and her mother Fergie had to wait for their car which was running 15 minutes late. They were waiting with all the other drunks and revellers that were trying to grab taxi’s.

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Kate Moss Rips It Up

Kate Moss went out to a party and ripped her posh frock in several places. Is she falling apart with out Pete. Should he come back and keep her together? Er…no.

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Kiera Knightley Works Hard at Being ‘Regular’
Not only was she voted as one of the most pointless celebrities, I noticed that whenever Kiera is interviewed she makes it very clear she is just a regular girl. I think she is trying too hard to keep her down-to-earth credentials high and I don’t believe it for a second. One of the Friends of Celebrities should take her out for a regular night, just to check that she is doing it right. The only thing I can see that is regular about her is her acting.

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Get Britney away from her crazy friends

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 17th September 2007
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X-Factor and American Idol mogul, Simon Cowell said that despite Britney’s career defying performance at the VMA’s, the popstress ‘has still got it’ and can still ‘turn it around’. But what is his advice? Basically it was for the Toxic star to get in touch with the Friends of Celebrities and that she should ‘get away from her stupid friends’.

Meanwhile when Britney saw a video of herself and she stated that she ‘looked like a pig.’ They’re sooo vain, aren’t they, celebrities? I’d say that was a very generous description of her disaster performance. She will apparently be apologising at the Emmy’s on Sunday. Let’s hope it’s not with a song.
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Relationships on:
Toby Maguire + Jennifer Meyer (married)
P Diddy + Kim Porter
Britney Spears + Criss Angel
Cameron Diaz + Jude Law + John Meyer


Relationship off:
Heath Ledger + Michelle Williams

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Star in a spot of bother

A top coming of age actor was keen to shake off his nerdy image by offering anyone and everyone cocaine at an after-show party. That was until his mum made a surprise entrance. The guests then took every opportunity to make cocaine in-jokes when the stars ma was present. It would be fair to say it didn’t do his coke-induced paranoia any favours. He was a nervous wreck all night!

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Bottom Facials

La-la land’s latest craze is to have a lovely exfoliating face massage – on your ar*e. I suppose it’s designed to stop you looking sh*t.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches:

1. Britney Spears
2. Tom Cruise
3. Jessica Alba
4. Jennifer Lopez
5. Eddie Murphy

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Madonna and Britney on Hitlist
A fundamentalist terror group in the Gaza Strip have got a bee in their bonnet with celebrities, specifically Madonna and Britney Spears. Leader Mohammad Abdel-Al stated in a book that: ‘If I meet those whores, I will have the honour to be the first one to cut the heads of Madonna and Britney Spears.’ I reckon he is just upset because he can’t get any tickets for their shows.

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How’s the food Ramsey?
Gordon Ramsey’s brother has been jailed in Bali for possession of Heroin. That will be ten months of Hell’s kitchen for him then. The timing is a real shame because it comes as Gordon Ramsey closes his Mayfair restaurant called ‘Angela Hartnett’ because he doesn’t want his food offered for room service.

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NEXT WEEKS NEWS:
Shock story! Kevin Federline challenges terror group to be first to behead Britney Click here for full story and archives…

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High School Musical Nude Picture (update)
There is a rumour of a video tape to go with those nude photographs.

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Prepare to be poked???

Couldn’t figure out Facebook, but will do soon. However, you can now find me on MySpace and be my friend! Pleeeease.

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Kid Rock Vs. Tommy Lee
Kid Rock stated that the best thing he ever did was divorce Pamela, which puts a positive spin on the fact that it means marrying Pamela Anderson was his biggest mistake. However, Tommy Lee has since announced that he is splitting from his band Motley Crue.

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Johnny Cash pardoned
Bad boy Johnny Cash has been pardoned by police from stealing flowers from someone’s garden and spending a night in jail as a sign of respect. A bit disrespectful to wait till he’s been buried twelve months before doing so.

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Sienna Miller shoves a pap outside Groucho Club, London.

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Sting, surely you don’t have to put on the red light

Just what was Sting doing, coming out of famous Hamburg Brothel, Relax Bordello? Although his publicist was un-available for comment, I am positive that the positive spin put on this will be the old classic – researching for a film. Watch this space.

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Posh Spice was reported seen wearing the same dress for twelve whole hours last week. Has her shopping allowance been slashed since her husband has been off work sick? (Like she ever pays for any of those clothes!)

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Tarantino gets saucy with Blair’s wife
Quentin was telling everyone, including on a live chat show, how he was invited by ex-British Prime Minister Tony Blair’s wife, Cherie, to her hotel room. She wanted a photo, taken in her bedroom, with the director, and even suggested that if anything ‘should happen’ it would serve her husband right for leaving her alone. We hope she was joking, for Quentin’s sake!

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