Language. Sex. Violence. Other?

Language. Sex. Violence. Other? is the title of a Stereophonics album and that was certainly the question asked of the boys after they got into a fight with bouncers at fancy Kensington Nightspot, Amika. The reason? After £5,000 worth of champagne the singer Kelly Jones went into the ladies toilet? Despite his very verbal plea's that he was only looking for his girlfriend, the bouncers threw him out, which he attempted to foil, using his fists. The other band members tried to help but just got thrown out too. That would never happen at the Nags Head.

And the best punch award goes to...

At the MTV music video awards yesterday there was a bit of a sideshow. A fight broke out between Pamela Anderson's ex's Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Click here if you missed it.

What made me laugh was that despite this picture of Tommy giving it the hard man, hold-me-back-or-I'm-gonna-do-something-I-regret routine and initiating the altercation, he actually did nothing. A witness said, ""Tommy started to antagonise Kid, and then when Tommy stood up Kid hit him first with a backhand. Tommy looked like he was trying to aggressively retaliate and then Kid hit him again."

They then sort of hugged each other for a bit, wrestling style, until security broke them up. Ahhhh. The really sad thing of course is that they are both nothing to do with Pammy anymore. They need Friends of Celebrities to have a word!

Britneys worst excuse ever

Friends, this girl needs help. (And a new PR person who actually makes the effort). This is as laughable use of the 'I was preparing for a role' dodge ever, currently on her website. I attacked the guys car with an umbrella 'cos I was preparing for a role. I cut my hair off because I was preparing for a role. I treat my kids bad because I'm preparing for a role where I play an annoying, spoilt, trailor park trash whore. What was this film anyway? The Life of Britney Spears?