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CALIFORNIA, UNITED STATES: After taking into condsideration time in court, processing applications, filling out forms, cell time, sobering up and having alcohol monitors installed, Lindsay Lohans jail term of 24 hours has been reduced by so much that the courts OWE HER time.

After Nicole Richie only served 82 minutes of her 4 day sentence, Lindasy Lohans 24 hour term was reduced by the same amount. Meaning the court OWES HER 3 DAYS. Judge Morgan, who will serve the time back, will help mend the wheels on her Mercedes, which were damaged when she mounted the pavement, and hoovering up the cocaine that spilled on the sports car's floor as she crashed.

NEW Celebrity Warning Sign!

Heres a new sign for the less than attractive lady. MOOSE. Could be used for the celebrity voguing the 'bulldog chewing a wasp' look or the 'mutton dressed as lamb' pose. Either way it is a sure fire sign that this star needs one of the Friends of Celebrities.

Hilarious pictures

Look at these hilarious pictures of male celebrities as women. It's a bit like the Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz but even more freaky. Click past the adult content, I'm not sure why they have it because all the images are work friendly, apart from the odd bikini. Meow! Enjoy!

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Who is this? Answer at the end of the week and don't forget, all the previous weeks quiz are available by clicking QUIZ on the right hand menu. Forward this quiz to a friend and let them join in the fun!

Free Posters!

Hello fellow Friends of Celebrities. As a thankyou to you all, I've made some funny posters for your office, bedroom or art gallery. Just click on the links below and they will appear in a new window. Print them off and stick them on your wall to be the envy of all your friends!

Click here for "Lost"

Click here for "Breakdown"

Click here for "Love"

If you can't see them, don't worry, they are there, just a really big A4 size. Just right click (or control click for mac users) anywhere on the page and select download image. Then print out as many as you like. OR print using the browser print button.

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Don't forget, the answer to the Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz will be posted tomorrow morning. Here's a reminder of the pic. Did you get it yet? Good luck!