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Britney to lose kids

According to the News of the Screws Britney is in dire trouble. No shit, Sherlock?! But it does then do a good job of describing Britneys 'LESBIAN bed-hopping' and 'BOOZING and relentless partying' and 'TERRIBLE mothering skills as she treats her boys like toys'.

Oh and in case you didn't see her home page, she didn't get the part in the film where she was gonna play a pysho umbrella strangler after all. Shame, she would have been perfect.

Meanwhile Kevins priority is the money...ooops...I mean...the kids.

She says, 'Yes, yes, yes'.

According to the Mirror, Amy Winehouse was told by her family to go to rehab, and has now, finally agreed. Read the story here.

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HOOK, ENGLAND: According an official statement today, Amy Winehouse admitted that it was her hair, and not herself, that was addicted to heroin and ecstasy induced booze benders. In a heartfelt interview she broke down when talking about her wildly out of control hair, which had led a bad example to her, the people around her and anybody with hair. Pictured here with ex-heroin addicted hair Russell Brand, she vowed to keep her hair on the straight and narrow in the future: by buying straightening tongs. ☺