Question 1:

A top entertainer says to you: "I love children. In fact
I let them sleep in my bed." What do you tell them?

       You know best, buddy!
       Stop that right now

Question 2:

You are talking to a 64 year old music legend when he says
to you: "I've met a lovely 20 year old woman. My kids hate
her, but I am thinking of getting married after just two
months." What do you tell them?

       Congratulations!
       Shup up and drink some beer.

Question 3:

You are talking to a top model when she says to you: "I'm
thinking about having a few surgical improvements." What do
you tell her?

       Good for you!
       Your joking aren't you? You look fine as you are.